Tales of the Abyss liveplay! (inactive)

[sincere]

So I have only the PS3 and the 3DS and a very limited selection of games to play because everything else I own is in boxes, and my Backloggery tells me I never finished the 3DS Tales of the Abyss. Since I'm in a TOA mood, let's take that flimsy excuse and go for it!

By now I am trying to be kinder to your reading lists / my otherwise sad journal, so I will just be updating this one post with commentary as I play.

The original liveplays from two and a half years ago wow are here and here. So that you don't have to go back and read them, the first comment(s) will summarize the events so far in the form of a hopefully humorous abridged script that I started writing at some point for reasons I can't recall.


Currently: Heading for Kaitzur

Comments

[sincere]

ION: Mieu, please go talk to the giant enraged liger queen. Go ahead and walk right up to her. Ignore the fangs. They're probably for show.
LIGER QUEEN: *le roar*
MIEU: Uh, she says she's about to hatch her babies and then eat everyone in the village. Is that okay?
TEAR: Um, no.
LUKE: B, but... babies??
TEAR: Fortunately for them, she's invincible. Damnit.
JADE: Never fear. I'm forty levels better than any of you.
LIGER QUEEN: *dies. dies hard*

ION: Jade, I'm really sorry for running off straight into the den of a liger queen.
JADE: The doctors keep telling you that suicidal behavior is bad for your health, Fon Master.
LUKE: Hey, leave him alone!
JADE: ...I'll have to check the script, but I thought your love interest was the other one.
TEAR: So did I.
LUKE: Everyone shut up. Let's go take this stupid Thing home.
MIEU: Yay! Acknowledgment! :D
MIEU: Ow! Kick to the head! D:

A ridiculously overpowered military officer joins the party!

CHEAGLE ELDER: Oh, he's alive. Er... Why don't you take this imbecile with you. For... a whole year.
LUKE: What.
JADE: Sounds like fun. Let's be going. I have to place some illegal immigrants under arrest.
LUKE: Really?
JADE: Oh yes. It seems that they emitted a huge amount of Seventh Fonons and simply teleported from the capital of Kimlasca into Malkuth territory.
LUKE: What idiots!
JADE: You're under arrest.
TEAR: *sigh*